Monthly Archive: January 2002

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internet karma

… internet karma … Ok, I want everyone to repeat after me while focusing on the following ads.. “They will not be rented by anyone else. They are for Brian, and Brian alone.” (repeat) COLUMBIA HEIGHTS. All new, very large...

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drink me again

… drink me again … So I took it again… now are we truly surprised with either result? Which drink are you?

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drink me

… drink me … Which drink are you?

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I am so, so sorry

… I am so, so sorry … Oh my god, that low-fat cheesecake? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Not the ones in the link below, but the honey vanilla one I tried to make. Maybe there’s some secret I don’t know, but ew, ew,...

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pigfuckers

… pigfuckers … Some Housing Rental Agents Use Voice Mail To Discriminate Ok, since I’ve never been accused of “talking Black” this won’t affect me, but still, annoying to hear about. Then again, if I were to start getting annoyed...

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sex

… sex … got your attention, no? Short entry, just let me say that I don’t care how horny I am or how much I might be looking for sex, but how can anyone think its sexy to call me...

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numbers

… numbers … My bowling scores so far. Gotta keep track of them someplace: Week of: 1/21/2002 1/28/2002 Scores: 118 150   124 102   126 125 Total Pins: 368 (368) 745 (377) I’m not gonna figure in the handicaps,...

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if only

… if only … Low Fat Cheesecake Recipes, developed by Benedictine University, Nutrition Program Maybe I’ll give them a try.

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*insert sound of bowling pins falling*

… *insert sound of bowling pins falling* … Ok, so my bowling scores are getting better, last night’s games were 150, 102 and 125. I’m not really sure what they’re going to do with the whole team thing. Michael says...

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out of order

… out of order … I’m feeling disjointed lately. Like there’s some other Brian out there and our lives got switched. Like a karmic record skipped and no one’s put a penny down on the arm. I’ve mentioned David Sedaris...