Monthly Archive: April 2005

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Finger Lightnin’ Good!

Microsoft Misses Views With Profit Jump The article isn’t really surprising or that interesting, but I loved the picture and immediately thought of the hand gestures of the Sith Emperor from Star Wars… or the more recent ones of Donald...

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they’re only words

“… I had a great time. Let’s do this again. I’ll call you.” I’m starting to think that those two phrases, used together or apart, are some of the easiest and most frequent li(n)es uttered in the English social language....

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ouch…

Happy Hour is a misnomer… it should be called “Short-Lived Happy Hour” – it’s the general consensus in the office that the 3rd margarita… is a killer. I felt toasted all night last night, even while playing City of Heroes...

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history will teach us nothing

Denny’s sued after alleged bin Laden remark – Apr 28, 2005 [CNN.com] You’d think after the 1994 lawsuit, there’d be something in big bold print in the manager’s handbook. WE DON’T CARE IF THEY’RE ASSHOLES, RESPECT THEM ANYWAY. I can...

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the art of happiness, after work

My co-workers and I are going to pull off the impossible, we’re actually all going out to happy hour. Normally someone cancels and it all falls apart, but after checking and re-checking with everyone, we’re definitely gonna knock back a...

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Bush to Wed Saudi Prince [Andy Borowitz]

In a stunning development that could alter both the politics of oil in the Middle East and the politics of gay marriage in the United States, President George W. Bush and Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah announced today that they would...

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me wantee: juicer

Amazon.com: Kitchen & Housewares: Breville JE95XL Two-Speed Juice Fountain Plus The first line of “Features” cracks me up, I’m ashamed to say: Professional juice extractor adjusts to juicing load, maximizing juice extraction But that aside, I’d really like a juicer,...

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W&G an upscale series

From the article: ‘Primetime’ Indulges Its ‘Idol’ Curiosity 2nd to last paragraph: On the other hand, “Will & Grace” is one of this season’s most upscale series. According to a recent report from media buyer Magna Global, the series has...

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wouldn’t ya know it?

After my little rant about ebayers and feedback, the seller of my shoes left me positive feedback already and may not even ship my shoes until today. So shines a good deed in a weary world.

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in other news…

I bowled a 183, 181 and 162 tonight (my average is 142), so those were some pretty damn good games, and Rob thinks I might be up for bowler of the week since it was 100 pts over my average...