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This just has me giggling, though I can’t figure out how it made it past my spam filters…

Subject: Semen production increases 500%  Complete no-quibble guarantee

SPUR-M Formula

Increase sperm production 500%

Shoot five times your load and have longer more satisfying orgasms.

Complete satisfaction fully guaranteed by the industry leader - it is a money-
back guarantee that has never been needed by any of our our million customers!

This is what the world's top porn stars use for their huge effects!

500%… that’s just scary. And it’s nice to know that porn stars aren’t resorting to calling ILM for their ‘effects’.

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1 Response

  1. Jenifer says:

    I’m wondering what a quibble would sound like:

    Dear Sirs–

    Having compared my baseline sperm count before using your SpermGrowth 3000 product [or whatever it’s called] and after, I see I only have an increase of 398 percent, which is well short of your claim of 500 percent. I am therefore announcing a quibble, which per your no-quibble guarantee, should garner me a refund of the purchase price.

    Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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