Monthly Archive: December 2005

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Santa?

Chris Rock’s Show Says Santa Doesn’t Exist | washingtonpost.com What gets me isn’t the whole, sitcom explaining there’s no Santa, that’s been done before for chrissake. It’s this, A blindsided UPN received “a handful” of complaints about the Santa expose...

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they’re selling what now?

Recent e-mail subject: 24 Screwdrivers in One, just Spin and Load Before I realized it was spam, my mind was trying to envision some odd kind of drink server or shaker or glass. Wouldn’t spinning them spill the booze? Yeah,...

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porcelain musings

From an IM session this morning, me: *hee hee.. I just had my first case of urinal shyness in years. them: really? them: I have that all the time me: … [insert the sound of my brain going kablooey] them:...

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right up there with clowns

A co-worker forwarded this to me, Gallery: Scared of Santa | SouthFlorida.com I know that my parents have at least 2 pictures of me bawling and screaming on Santa’s lap. I have no idea if I was scared of him...

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Sweep, sweep, sweep

It’s no surprise to me now that constant stress can make people sick. I think it’s trying to kill me! I took today off from work, the office has just been beating me down, mentally. I woke up in such...

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small blessings

My bowling game was craptacular tonight, but at least people complimented me on my shirt. It was the potluck night so we grabbed some chicken from across the street for our offering, but not a lot of people brought many...

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burnt rice means home

It’s been a pretty productive weekend. I tried to get the whole Christmas spirit and think of others and buy gifts and such. We headed to Potomac Mills and by phone I found out that I couldn’t really find anything...

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the best laid plans

Jenifer said yesterday that when making plans in DC, you should expect the unexpected and she was right. It was to be our hooky day, I went in and worked a 1/2 day, and even after 4 hours was in...

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I’m glad others are saying it…

Freeman slams Black History Month | BBC NEWS | Entertainment Actor Morgan Freeman has dismissed America’s Black History Month, held annually to mark the contribution of black people, as “ridiculous”. I don’t want a black history month. You’re going to...