Monthly Archive: April 2006

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That’s not a knife…

Santoku means three good things–a reference to the three cutting tasks a Santoku knife performs so well: slicing, dicing, and mincing; as well as the three areas of the blade useful for differing tasks: the tip, the center, and the...

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Context is for the Weak

Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands...

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get yer game on!

Amazon.com is offering free shipping on many Milton Bradley games and quite a few are on sale. Hungry Hungry Hippos is unfortunately $18, but hey Cootie is down to 5 bucks! Fun Fact: Milton Bradley invented the paper cutter, affectionately...

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oh my gosh! that’s not funny!

Only Al Franken could make me enjoy listening to him (faux) vomit on the audio book of “The Truth (with jokes)”.. twice! Discussing Rove’s dishonest tactics made him sick, hilarious. [Bonus: video interview with Franken about the book]

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Cherry Pits

Cherry Pits – for DCist uploaded by flickrite DCist. This is just one of the reasons I want the freakin’ tourists OUT of my city. This is a city, not an amusement park! I guess I wasn’t really surprised by...

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Jumping the shark gun

see full size for detail Congratulations, [placeholder for winning team]! I blinked at this e-mail for a few minutes like “What’s wrong with this picture?” And I don’t really follow sports so for a moment I thought everything was said...

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not. fair.

What is the point of advertising the 2006 DCI Classic Countdown on the big screen in a theater that isn’t even FUCKING showing it!?! I was all excited about and figured it could be a birthday gift for – but...