What Do You Say After Sex?
- Aries: I’m hungry, pass the pizza.
- Taurus: Okay, Ok lets do it again…
- Gemini: Have you seen the TV remote?
- Cancer: When are we getting married?
- Leo: Wasn’t I fantastic?
- Virgo: I need to wash the sheets.
- Libra: I liked it if you liked it.
- Scorpio: Perhaps I should untie you.
- Sagittarius: Don’t call me, I’ll call you.
- Capricorn: Do you have a business card?
- Aquarius: Now let’s do it again and again and again and again…
- Pisces: What did you say your name was?
via The Lady Bunny blog and many other sources, I’m sure.