Dear Co-Workers

12/3/06 12:41

Thank you so much for helping me to realize that I can shave precious seconds off of every task if I simply leave out the greetings and the please’s and thank you’s and instead just bark my requests as if they were orders and send barely-worded responses to your messages. Etiquette is such a time vampire!

Thanks,
Yours truly,
Best,
Kiss my ass,

Brian

P.S. To the two co-workers that actually do read my posts, this in no way applies to you.

P.P.S. The photo has nothing to do with this post, I just like looking at cheese.

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2 Responses

  1. Kris says:

    Um, dude, do you need a hug?

  2. Brian says:

    No, thanks. I’m better now, just needed to vent a little bit. I seem to remember all of my professional training teaching me that manners are still the norm, even in office communication.

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