Thank you so much for helping me to realize that I can shave precious seconds off of every task if I simply leave out the greetings and the please’s and thank you’s and instead just bark my requests as if they were orders and send barely-worded responses to your messages. Etiquette is such a time vampire!
Kiss my ass,
P.S. To the two co-workers that actually do read my posts, this in no way applies to you.
P.P.S. The photo has nothing to do with this post, I just like looking at cheese.