Nothing screams out “Perfect Christmas Gift” like…
A Metallic Leather Condom Holder from Kenneth Cole! 2 pockets, bi-fold design, imported! At $50 this costs more than other belts, necklaces and wallets currently on their site.
Merry, and I do mean merry, Christmas y’all! Just the thing for your Ho-Ho-Ho!
Hm, all this talk of leather is making me crave… steak! I think my kink circuits must be mis-aligned. Regardless, it’s clearly time to get the heck outta the office… and go find myself a steak.