2009: I’m here to fix your… cable.

Time Warner calendar - Mr. January

From the New York Daily News:

A tongue-in-cheek calendar of Time Warner employees shows there’s more to being a cable guy than modems and routers.

Snaps of cute workers flexing their muscles, having playful water fights or going through boot-camp training–by lifting cable boxes instead of weights–are out, just in time for 2009.

The pictures are cute and not all beefcake’y, though February seems to have forgotten to button his shirt and November seems like he’d be really handy around the kitchen. There are also months featuring female employees and group shots which seem much more innocent. Still, I’m a little partial to Mr. October…

Time Warner calendar - Mr. October

Because.. you know.. he just looks like he’s having so much fun, that’s all! Really! 😈

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5 Responses

  1. kyle says:

    “You can imagine what happens next.”

    “He fixes the cable?”

    “Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.”

    latest entry: purposelessness

  2. Fredo says:

    Yeah, Mr. October is the only one I’m partial to as well. All the others seem, well, plasticky.

    latest entry: Game Over for Bush

  3. brian says:

    @kyle: I am at a loss to determine which is worse: the fact that you went there, or that I knew you’d go there.

    @Fredo: I like Mr. January as well, but the impossible story presented in the photo kills it. So you called during your tv/slumber party and the cable guy actually showed up to fix it?! What-the-fuck-ever.

  4. sean808080 says:

    like the tawdry calendar. the cable man delivers! haha

    latest entry: ODETTA ODETTA ODETTA RIP

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