Category: dc

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Gentrification conspiracy!

The most insidious part of gentrification’s plan: to get my ass huge and complacent so I’ll be ripe for the slaughter when the aliens come to feast on tender human steaks, with just the right amount of marbled fat. I...

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What If…?

No disrespect to anyone affected by last night’s devastating fire, I still can’t believe that I slept through it all. I suppose the happy hour drinks contributed to that. The pictures I saw online were just amazing, I can’t possibly...

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Would ya believe this is *clean*?

I meant for it to look this way, honest! How could I sleep on a bed full of dirty clothes?! The times I have done that in college notwithstanding, it’s laundry day! I woke up feeling like my stomach was...

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Snail mail still has its benefits

In today’s mail I got my lease renewal and a letter from my bank advising that my secured account is being converted to an unsecured one. I have to admit that both of those things could have been sent in...

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Kitchen Lessons (Nightmares)

Buy Pyrex. I’ve only owned Pyrex baking dishes, but when they broke it was a lot cleaner than this. Buy a little extra. Thankfully I had more garlic, herbs and shallots because I wasn’t in the mood to pick glass...

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Partner, Let me Upgrade U

New things are strange and mysterious, scary at times and not always an improvement. Case in point: LED Christmas Holiday Lights. I put up the white icicle lights up over the couch last night and it was like having a...

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This is what passes for graffiti?

Due to the fact that it has been a rather busy day, hanging with Gregory, playing Starcraft, having dinner and a lazy tv night in with a new acquaintance… I never really got around to writing anything today! I snapped...

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camp: No one really needed to ask the question…

That’s Will Thomas of Fox 5 News flanked by models showcasing Chip & Pepper’s new offerings. It was during a benefit for Whitman Walker held at Saks Fifth Avenue Men’s Store at Mazza Gallerie — more pics here. It was...

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two turntables and a long-ass line

According to secret hobo sources, Beck is playing the backstage at the Black Cat tonight. At first I was jazzed, but there’s already an Apples in Stereo concert there, it was announced yesterday and I doubt I feel like standing...

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customer service: What’s a 3-day old newspaper worth?

That’s what I wondered when I wandered into the CVS looking for their weekly sale circular after dropping off my Mother’s Day card for momz at the Post Office next door. There were no circulars in the wire basket by...