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I’m not as think as you drunk I am…

Ok, maybe I am. My new juicer arrived recently. It’s a Chef’n, and I am totally in love with it. I don’t go gaga over all their gadgets because I tend to think that any idiot can chop herbs or...

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Jackanory

187, today’s number is 187. We are pleased with this number, and we look forward to its gradual decline over the next few weeks. (un?)Fortunately I’m finally over all my sickness issues and other issues that really need not have...

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An Army of One Wrong Recruit

Another story of the military’s desperate recruitment efforts, but this one is about 18 year-old Jared, he is autistic. “When Jared first started talking about joining the Army, I thought, ‘Well, that isn’t going to happen,’ ” said Paul Guinther,...

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Secret Origins

words & pictures takes a look at the secret origin of… The Oozinator Hilarious! Amazon has since deleted all the hilarious reviews the product garnered on their website, but you can still see the first page via google cache. And...

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If they say so…

Hurrah, another reason I don’t get any dates. I’m a confirmed nerd! Edit: Oh how eeeeeeee-vil, it appears to be giving the test taker one image (I see a score of 151) while some people viewing the image see a...

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FFWD Conspiracy Theory

I’m starting to wonder if my TiVo dvr detects when I use the 30-second skip hack on it and is purposefully rebooting my unit for “service upgrades” like every other night. If I have to program it into my Harmony...

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Ooooh, temptation

Since it’s Sunday, I figured this was appropriate. I’m so tempted to make a few of these up and head to the local Jesus Bookstore. Click to see full sized version. The Bible a la Tipper Gore:

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Quote of the Day

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright before you hear them speak. — Unknown

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Totally worth the click

Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink Its time for the Steven Seagal Experience! There is no telling what will happen once you get his juices inside you! Massive explosions, intense hand to hand combat, speaking in cryptic monotone dialog, who...

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Postcoital Friday

What Do You Say After Sex? Aries: I’m hungry, pass the pizza. Taurus: Okay, Ok lets do it again… Gemini: Have you seen the TV remote? Cancer: When are we getting married? Leo: Wasn’t I fantastic? Virgo: I need to...