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It’s that time again

The onslaught has started. Unfortunately not the Marvel villain that dressed in cool shades of red, pink and purple. The other onslaught that has the same colors. Restaurants telling me to get my Valentine’s Day reservations in and letting me...


Past News: Dalai Lama got medal, Dumbledore still gay

I was just recycling some old papers at my desk and came across this image on the cover of last Thursday’s express and something about the picture and pose made me think that the perfect caption for this photo would...


Things I learned from express

Elton John and Jane Seymour both have home fragrance lines, and Sir Elton’s smells like the country. 68% of online express readers think that Bill O’Reilly’s comments about Sylvia’s were racist, however the commenters did at least try to put...