Tagged: funny

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So THAT’S what happens in the woods….

Considering the weather outside, maybe I should be glad that the original plans for this weekend didn’t take place. Justin and I were supposed to go camping but he couldn’t get a reservation at the campsites he was hoping for...

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a certain part, indeed..

I’m sure it was the champagne cosmos, but I had about 4 episodes of Drawn Together on the TiVo that recorded starting at 2 in the morning and they all had the following commercial. I didn’t really pay attention and...

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Wisual Wednesday

Most of the links I’ve checked out this morning via RSS feeds have been all about the pictures… An ad for Axe Shower Gel from the UAE. So why’s he in the bathtub? Oh.. OH, I see. Cool business card...

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Pastry Malfunction

I know that powdered sugar makes for a lovely garnish on cakes and pastries. It looks great and adds a bit of “wow” factor. But putting it all over my strawberry and cream cheese croissant that I grab in the...

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The only logical follow-up…

If Someone Wanted To Publish My Blog Entries For Money, I Wouldn’t Say No from The Onion. My blog is more of a hobby than anything else, something to do for fun when I get home from my bookstore job....

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Maybe they all validate parking

Even CEO Can’t Figure Out How Radio Shack Still In Business “I’d like to capitalize on the store’s strong points, but I honestly don’t know what they are,” Day said. “Every location is full of bizarre adapters, random chargers, and...

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I need a do-over for today.

Somehow I managed to wrench or pull or pinch something in my shoulder when waking up a little violently out of a dream to smack the alarm clock for 9 more minutes. For a while it hurt so bad I...

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Next to crucifixes. Aisle 5.

Associate: You need something? Woman: Yeah, maybe you know. Which are the nails they used to crucify Christ with? Associate: … Uh, maybe these? Woman: Right. I don’t think those are the ones I’m looking for, but you’re on the...

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I should take out my headphones more often…

From Overheard in New York: Queer: There’s no such thing as gay and straight. I think of it more in terms of what people will let me do to them. –101st & Broadway I don’t always agree with the way...

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You’re gonna make it after all…

I was walking back from Atrium cafe down the road — the best local deli we have, meat sliced fresh right in front of you and placed in heaping piles on your sandwich — and I was having one of...