Tagged: funny



diesel sweeties: Pearls of Wisdom from a Porn Star with a Drinking Problem *hee hee… (worksafe, just funny)

I have got to watch more Coupling

Salesman: “Why do girls like you always have a boyfriend?” Susan: “Because I have acute nymphomania and my own brewery.” Series 2, Episode 3 (Her Best Friend’s Bottom)


Never can say goodbye.

I find it amusing when people who claim to want nothing to do with me read my journal… regularly. I don’t get it.. but it is funny. It’s like when you say you’re going to ignore someone, but don’t because...


Nice, from the Latin nescius, meaning ‘ignorant’

The things I find while going through old office items… The Red Pencil Washington Post Friday, April 2, 1999; Page C09 Q: Do you know the original meaning of the word “nice”? A: I learned the history of “nice” while...


quick little funny

A quick little funny forwarded to me this morning by Christopher, cartoons from gapingvoid.com.


Dimensional Warp Generator Needed glen

This at least differs from the Nigerian scam… And I don’t even know what’s with the alien writing at the end. I strongly suspect that it’s a virus that got its attachments stripped down to bare ass. —–Original Message—– From:...

rub my lamp, baby

Just got this joke forwarded to me by my friend Sean, and had to share it… A gay man was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon Genie’s lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie...