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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright before you hear them speak. — Unknown
Dilettante, gadabout, ne'er do well, etc…
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright before you hear them speak. — Unknown
Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink Its time for the Steven Seagal Experience! There is no telling what will happen once you get his juices inside you! Massive explosions, intense hand to hand combat, speaking in cryptic monotone dialog, who...
What Do You Say After Sex? Aries: I’m hungry, pass the pizza. Taurus: Okay, Ok lets do it again… Gemini: Have you seen the TV remote? Cancer: When are we getting married? Leo: Wasn’t I fantastic? Virgo: I need to...
I didn’t realize that AXE made mens’ underwear, nor that the styles were so… accomodating! Watch Axe Boxer Shorts – ‘Pants’
‘Dame Edna’ Punches Persistent Photographer in Sydney | FOXNews.com “I can confirm to you that Barry did hit him,” [publicist Suzie] Howie said. “He was obviously very upset.” “But at least he didn’t throw a phone,” added Howie. And soon...
I think you ought to know, I’m feeling very depressed. –Marvin, the Paranoid Android So instead of dwelling on the reasons for that… I show you something funny from Improv Everywhere. Mission: Best Buy. Sadly their...
A funny set of scans from Gen13 issues 43 and 44 (1999) regarding the potential danger of memes. Damn dirty music memes!, via posted by
I finally understand how people lost weight eating Lean Pockets! After you make them according to the packet’s directions and give it the recommended time to cool off, plus a little more time for good measure, you start eating it....
Mused by moi: What is the point of the little marshmallows in instant hot cocoa when they’re gone and dissolved by the time it cools enough for you to drink it? Joke/line I hadn’t heard before related by co-worker: “I...
‘cos they just got skewered Baby, You Mean The World of Warcraft To Me | The Onion There is no other way to put it: You take my breath bar away. Why do we need to go out to have...