Tagged: funny

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the universe laughs

This is in the sponsored offers section of a website I visit daily. For those that know me well, you’d understand why that first entry gave me a chuckling panic attack. For those that don’t know me well, ask before...

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NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow

NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow [The Register] (from a dream life in three acts) Worksafe.. but amusing nonetheless. And the word kerfuffle is in the URL.. gotta love that.

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Devious!

Today’s Penny Arcade goes out to all those lonely horny MMORPG players wookin pa nub (or nookie) online.

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self-branding

I know I’m a geek, no need to tell me, I’ll happily tattoo it onto my own ass. The following response from today’s John Kelly’s Washington Live chat cracked me up. It came up earlier in the chat about leaving...

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alco-ma-sex-aholics

diesel sweeties: Pearls of Wisdom from a Porn Star with a Drinking Problem *hee hee… (worksafe, just funny)

I have got to watch more Coupling

Salesman: “Why do girls like you always have a boyfriend?” Susan: “Because I have acute nymphomania and my own brewery.” Series 2, Episode 3 (Her Best Friend’s Bottom)

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Never can say goodbye.

I find it amusing when people who claim to want nothing to do with me read my journal… regularly. I don’t get it.. but it is funny. It’s like when you say you’re going to ignore someone, but don’t because...

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Nice, from the Latin nescius, meaning ‘ignorant’

The things I find while going through old office items… The Red Pencil Washington Post Friday, April 2, 1999; Page C09 Q: Do you know the original meaning of the word “nice”? A: I learned the history of “nice” while...

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quick little funny

A quick little funny forwarded to me this morning by Christopher, cartoons from gapingvoid.com.