Tagged: funny

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FoodBeer!

FoodBeer! Ya gotta love it. It’s like watching an old film about or going on a World’s Fair/Epcot tour of The Kitchen of Tomorrow. “No time to stop off at the bar with the fellas after work? Just make sure...

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Unlimited Power!!!

Allow me to–probably–misquote Are You Being Served: Miss Brahms: What’s it like having so much power? Capt. Peacock: Frightening! That’s sort of how I feel being queer. We apparently have a staggering amount of power over world events. Just recently,...

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video: ‘atta girl!

At some point this weekend I was meant to be working on my employee self-evaluation and that has, so far, failed to materialize. But for some reason I was having rather apocalyptic dreams* and woke up hella early, so I’ve...

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News from the Future!

I know I should have shut up and shut down for the day blog-wise and brain-wise by now, but seeing the same sort of thing twice in a row was too good. Just like that show Early Edition*, news sources...

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video: machines know better than us

My brain has to jump right into work this morning, but I just caught a glimpse of an old Gizmodo article I missed about the LeaveMeAloneBox: I have plenty of auto-shut off devices, though perhaps not as many as I...

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headlines: Oh that’s right. They went there.

After walking down the stairs this morning since our elevators are still not working and getting all shvitzy on the way to the metro, seeing this headline gave me a much needed laugh. Considering the recent controversy/conspiracy–what were they thinking?!...

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So very true…

There are times that I’m very glad I don’t have to code anything too terribly “web flashy” at work, because I already spend enough time trying figure out why perfectly valid code still refuses to render properly in IE. I...

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I. Am. In. No. Mood.

Remarked by me this morning as I was dealing with a “crisis” around the office: I am having a ‘fat day’. And you do not want to mess with a single gay man in his mid-30s having a ‘fat day’,...

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Learning (from others’ failure) is Fun!

Do you like watching train wrecks? Of course you do, you’re an American with a television! How about educational train wrecks? If that concept didn’t blow your mind, you should be keeping up with You Suck At Photoshop. It’s a...

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So don’t let go, of the power of elevation.

Is it bad that during the final battle scene in Kung Fu Panda between Po and Tai Lung, all I could hear in my head was the song “The Glow” from The Last Dragon? “No… I am THE fat panda!”...

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Braaaaaains. I mean, Daaaaaates!

Per twitter: ZombieHarmony. Because the apocalypse doesn’t have to be lonely. — Love it. Had a lovely dinner out with Paul, Al & Paul, then off to Halo where Victor treated us well as usual. My new comfort food: prime...

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recently overheard

Two recent gems: Last night outside Merkado as two female servers were setting tables for dinner, “… yeah lots of great looking guys around here. None of them straight though.” Ladies, you’re in Logan Circle. You already forced the queers...

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gadgets: gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now…

I really thought I had heard it all when I first heard David Sedaris read about his experience with the Stadium Pal (skip down to Lesson Four), also here’s a video of him on Letterman reading the account but the...