Tagged: spam

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Throttled!

It’s finally happened, Netflix has throttled me! *wah! I was well aware of the top 5 movies in my queue only the #1 of which has a “short wait” and the one they’re sending me now is most certainly NOT...

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I’m the Goddamn Fluff Writer.

Look, up in the sky, it’s the Fluff Signal! 15th Street must need some filler for their already underwhelming Wednesday Food section! Oh hey, here’s a non-story that’ll take up some space, food terms that anyone with a web browser...

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they’re selling what now?

Recent e-mail subject: 24 Screwdrivers in One, just Spin and Load Before I realized it was spam, my mind was trying to envision some odd kind of drink server or shaker or glass. Wouldn’t spinning them spill the booze? Yeah,...

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spun gold from straw

I was going through and deleting some spam this morning while I feel like my clothes are de-steaming themselves from my commute in today and a message advertising teen models willing to go all the way to make it was...

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Dimensional Warp Generator Needed glen

This at least differs from the Nigerian scam… And I don’t even know what’s with the alien writing at the end. I strongly suspect that it’s a virus that got its attachments stripped down to bare ass. —–Original Message—– From:...