Sunday Sampler
What is it about elevators that allow them to retain a distinct memory of the aromas of previous riders? In recent days my morning ride down has been filled with the smell of an over-cologner, wet dog and just this...
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on the elevator: bad karma?
It hasn’t been very good lately, that’s for sure. It’s like other people have been forgetting how elevators work. I notice it mostly at the office. There’s the simplest behavior: trying to get out on every floor thinking it must...
I judge you when…
Yesterday Chris and I were chatting when I sent him that day’s Penny Arcade and he mentioned that he belonged to the Facebook group I judge you when you use poor grammar. It was clearly a day for it as...
Crotch Rot… charming!
I have no idea what this is an ad or announcement for. Possibly a band, but hey what a name! It’s been a pretty quite and easygoing day, I had a late night last night so planned on playing hooky...
Crawling along, but making progress
Today is turning out somewhat productive. It took a while to hunt down Raul and get into the elevator pit, which is a scary place, lemme tell ya. One could host a creepy Halloween party in that room and I...
Mortified!
Ok, dropped my keys into the elevator shaft, and spent a good long time with the daughter of the woman that holds the master keys trying to find a way to get access to my unit key while also more...
on the elevator this morning…
I’m really into my music and doing the remainder of the morning’s sudoku puzzle in my head and thinking about how much forehead sweat I’m probably showing due to the humidity and deciding that I really need to invest in...
on the elevator this morning…
I was actually pressing the close door button pretty severely but as the elevator wasn’t responding, I gave up. Just as the doors were about to close, I saw a figure sprinting for the gap, so I held the doors....
on the elevator this morning…
“What a good healthy breakfast!” she said to me, noticing my tray with eggs, bacon, milk and cereal. I smiled and said “I’m trying to be good, eating a somewhat balanced breakfast instead of just having coffee…” It was at...
on the elevator this morning…
Even though she was walking terribly slowly in front of me, right in the center of foot traffic, I still held the elevator to let her on. As I had done her this kindness, she decided to confide in me....