Bring it back now, please.
To whoever absconded with my proper October weather… We’ve all had a laugh now, and yes it was very clever to give us back a little taste of Summer well after Fall began, but that’s enough playing around. Return it this instant!
I gotta tell ya, it’s very annoying to be unable to cool down my apartment because the entire building has been switched over to heat!
If anyone needs me after work, I’ll be in front of my open fridge in my boxers (or briefs, it depends on my mood) with a hand fan.
Clearly the heat is making me delusional. No one ever needs me after work.