Bring it back now, please.

To whoever absconded with my proper October weather… We’ve all had a laugh now, and yes it was very clever to give us back a little taste of Summer well after Fall began, but that’s enough playing around. Return it this instant!

I gotta tell ya, it’s very annoying to be unable to cool down my apartment because the entire building has been switched over to heat!

If anyone needs me after work, I’ll be in front of my open fridge in my boxers (or briefs, it depends on my mood) with a hand fan.

Clearly the heat is making me delusional. No one ever needs me after work.

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4 Responses

  1. Brian says:

    Ah, welcome to Indian Summer. I can’t believe they turned on your heat already, though–it’s not like this doesn’t happen every year!

  2. Esprix says:

    Honey, when you talk about standing around in your underwear and you use the word “abscond,” expect lots of hot, intelligent men to come knocking on your door very, very soon. 😛

  3. Brian says:

    @Brian: I know! I can’t believe they cared more about sticking to a schedule than sticking their heads out of the window.

    @Esprix: It hasn’t happened yet, babe.

  4. Esprix says:

    Keep the faith, bro. 🙂

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