fate: i am not! …oh
This morning’s horoscope seems to have finally figured out what to say to make it impossible to argue with. Harrumph!! Well played, horoscope… well played.
Tagged: virgo
Once more in English, please?
Virgo: Here you are, stuck in the middle again. But is it a bad thing to have that mediating position? You’re trusted on all sides. You’re informed to the top of your bent. You’re able to form proactively responsive strategies...
Clupid bloropope!
Virgo You’ve lately been misunderstood and yet relentlessly pursued. In fact, you’re probably tired of the roller coaster of romance and simply want to get off. A break will do you some good.
Who ordered the fluff?
Ice Cream Indulgences by Sign — Astrological clues to your cravings. When you do indulge, Virgo, you tend to make healthy choices like raspberry frozen yogurt or green tea soy ice cream. What the hell is this woman smoking?!
yeah, well fuck you too
VirgoYou may think that you’re alone, but you might not be. Being paranoid is a good thing when you know that there’s a good chance that someone is looking over your shoulder. Sharing your things or your thoughts can be...
Today’s Horoscope
Virgo Pay attention to last-minute details that will help you implement your projects. Postpone final decisions and negotiations until Sunday, when Pluto will finally turn direct. Important events in the communications fields will flow forward with dynamic energy after that....