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It only struck me today that with bowling nights now on Thursdays, I’ll miss the summer’s book discussion nights. Not that I won’t still read the books, but I’ve forced myself to make them a lesser ranking priority now… D’oh!
Salesman: “Why do girls like you always have a boyfriend?” Susan: “Because I have acute nymphomania and my own brewery.” Series 2, Episode 3 (Her Best Friend’s Bottom)
Suffice to say, this week is sucking major suckage. Apparently the world felt that my life was not already troubled and full of enough stress and has decided to deliver me even more on a daily basis… Ok, as I...
I very rarely throw out the phrase “I’m never shopping here again” because it’s an empty threat.. not so much empty as toothless. Most stores couldn’t care less if *one* person doesn’t shop at their store, especially large retail chains....
I’m a homeless person asking a passerby for change – I can’t help you… I’m an Enron stock owner talking to my broker – I can’t help you… In actuality I’m the owner of a laptop with a 1-year manufacturer...
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Remote Control Jammer I’m not sure this is the way to resolve domestic disputes over ESPN vs. Lifetime, but it’s kinda cool.
One quick phone call to VA’s DMV and my license is back in good standing. As soon as I move, I’m getting it changed over to DC and leaving them behind. But it’s kinda sad… that was the nicest dealing...
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