Virgo – You could become a real firecracker on Wednesday and Thursday, when Mercury conjuncts Mars and both oppose Uranus. Whatever happens, it would help if you keep your cool, rather than losing it. If you don’t want to ruin a good relationship, whether on a romantic or a business level, you will need to stay calm, and think before you speak. Even if someone else starts the whole situation in motion, don’t react until you have understood what needs to be done. Then, attend to it calmly.
The first line just continues to crack me up.