“Too much drama. Sorry.”
I said I was going to write about this, so you can’t say I didn’t warn you! I’d like to say that this is a rarity and not the norm, but… boys are dumb.
Category: blog
“There’s a Shortage of Good Men”
Later I might have a horror story to tell about a date that never was, but for today I’m just going to share a classic tune that rings all too true.
Numbers, numbers, math math math…
Co-worker who works offsite for weeks at a time, “Have you lost weight?” And I replied in a deadpan, “Yes, lots.” Mostly because we ain’t friends.
“Your Black Friend” by Ben Passmore
In “Your Black Friend and Other Strangers”, debuting March 2018, Ben Passmore tackles comics about race, gentrification, online dating, and lots of other grown-up stuff with refreshing doses of humor and lived relatability.
So… we’re done here?
It looks like I’m officially “in remission” now. Is it time to write my book now? “How I Dropped 10 lbs. and was Declared Cancer Free!” Or… maybe not.
Well… that was a thing
Surgery done. I’m recovering. More shirtless bathroom mirror selfies. Still nowhere near as sexy as the thirst traps on Instagram. #sorrynotsorry
“Oh, that’s bigger than I was expecting!”
So THIS is why people take shirtless photos in their bathroom mirrors. It all makes sense now! Seriously though, I’m about to have surgery and it’s not fun.
This is getting old… and so am I!
Why was I so salty after the holiday weekend? Why am I still annoyed going into my birthday week? Why is there a picture of Cher here? Read on, viewers.
Sip Chat Listen Read Think Love
These days, I wish it were that simple. With what’s going on in the world, I sort of wish I had more moments I could just relax and settle into this kind of vibe.
Three is the Magic Dancing Number
Three nights! Three wonderful nights! Three exhausting nights! Three nights of my body wondering just what the hell I was putting it through! THREE NIGHTS!!!