Daily Archive: April 28, 2005


history will teach us nothing

Denny’s sued after alleged bin Laden remark – Apr 28, 2005 [CNN.com] You’d think after the 1994 lawsuit, there’d be something in big bold print in the manager’s handbook. WE DON’T CARE IF THEY’RE ASSHOLES, RESPECT THEM ANYWAY. I can...


the art of happiness, after work

My co-workers and I are going to pull off the impossible, we’re actually all going out to happy hour. Normally someone cancels and it all falls apart, but after checking and re-checking with everyone, we’re definitely gonna knock back a...


Bush to Wed Saudi Prince [Andy Borowitz]

In a stunning development that could alter both the politics of oil in the Middle East and the politics of gay marriage in the United States, President George W. Bush and Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah announced today that they would...