funny from The Onion by Brian Gray · July 1, 2005 The Onion | I Must Regretfully Decline Your Invitation To Appear In Court On July 28 Share and Enjoy!Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)
0 “I want a goose to lay gold eggs for Easter…” July 22, 2005 by Brian Gray · Published July 22, 2005
