funny from The Onion by Brian Gray · July 1, 2005 The Onion | I Must Regretfully Decline Your Invitation To Appear In Court On July 28 Share and Enjoy! Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr More Share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Print (Opens in new window) Print
