and how is your day shaping up?

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
This morning, you should… check to see how the guests you keep in the basement are doing, and perhaps refill their water bowl.
Then, after lunch… superglue your neighbor’s cat to his head and sell tickets to passerby to come witness “The Living Toupee”.
Dinner will consist of… the souls of all those who do not acknowledge the true scope of your dark power, with scones.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to… howl at the moon, passing pedestrians, cars, small animals, and anything else that catches your attention.
At the height of your madness, you will call mahdi
And the two of you will proceed to… practice the fine art of helping one another escape from straight-jackets using only your teeth.
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