Balls-Out Mayer
I think the first “skin” post I had since the new look was of John Mayer on the beach. I posted it because he’s cute, of course, but mainly because when he let his hair grow long, it’s usually an untamed mop and it was nice to see it under control (more or less).
As seen above, he’s looking quite hot again as part of the new GAP ad campaign, but that’s secondary to a recent post on his blog about drug and alcohol arrests at his concert this past weekend:
In looking to the future, I hope that this will serve as a wake-up call to young fans who may be thinking about engaging in illegal activity at one of my concerts. If I happen to be walking backstage and I see any of you young men passed out drunk on a stretcher, make no mistake about it, you will come-to in front of your disappointed parents with a face full of Sharpie and the sneaking suspicion that you’ve been teabagged by one of Time Magazine’s 100 most influential people of 2007.
I’m here (for you!),
John Mayer
So John, my question is, do I have to be drunk and passed out for you to, in the words of Louie from The State, “dip your balls in it?”
In the same vein comes this deleted scene from a recent popular comedy, but there was no mention of a Sharpie…
NSFW for language only. If you have headphones on, it’s all good.
I don’t own a John Mayer album, but after reading his blog – which is thoughtful, provocative and shows a great sense of humor – I may have to go grab one.
I am thinking that his use of the word teabagging in conjunction with his new title bestowed upon him by Time Magazine may preclude him from having the same title in 2008.
But hey – you never know.
One of my favorites posts of his was when he responded to the whole Washington/Knight kerfuffle with a Gray’s Anatomy script involving forcing Washington’s character to come out of the closet (and become the Scissor Sisters’ webmaster).
His singles are good, his albums should be listened to at one sitting though. And I dunno, using the word teabagging might propel him higher on the list…
It probably depends on if the Gay Mafia has anything to do with the rankings. Fickle, they are.
Nah, they’ve already made their choices.
I hadn’t seen that list before. Funny how it’s full of straight white guys … 😕