Any more shocking news this week?

It’s been a good week for coming out news of people that I don’t care about. Linsday Lohan confirmed that she has been dating Samantha Ronson for a very long time. Call me a cynic*, but that doesn’t actually sound like coming out to me anymore than Aiken revealing that he’s gay. So she’s dating a woman now, she was dating a guy before, who knows who’ll she’ll be dating when she comes down from whatever she’s on. Anne Heche, anybody? The only truly depressing thing about this is that Aiken’s news is making his female fans upset, while Lohan’s news is apt to make her hotter in the eyes of her male fans and female admirers. Katy Perry, eat your heart out.

Still love the title of this article from Canada’s National Post: Clay Aiken is gay, Lindsay Lohan is dating Samantha Ronson, the sky is blue. Anyone else have any non-shocking news to report? What’s that you say… Gas prices are high? We’re in an economic crisis? Water is wet? *I’m cynical?!Get Out! 🙄

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6 Responses

  1. Mazzie says:

    Why did I think after seeing the title of this post on twitter that it was going to be about economic woes and/or McCain drama?

    Refreshing. Thank you!

  2. kyle says:

    I want to say something snarky about all this, or bring up Ricky Martin, or some such, but today I’m just too tired of people and their foolishness to care. Clay, go nurse your bebeh, and shut the ƒ@¢* up.

  3. Chris says:

    Yeah, I’m with you on the non-shocking. Seriously. Anyone who’s surprised about Clay Aiken … well, they probably are the same people who think Hillary Clinton is the same as Sarah Palin … 😡

  4. dmb5_libra says:

    I’m telling you, Anderson Cooper is next…that Silver Fox!

  5. shindo says:

    Aiken’s female fans believe he doesn’t know they exist yet? Now that is a scaree thought. Kathy Griffith told all of us; they weren’t listening. Now for Ryan Seacrest, who thinks demonstrating he’s straight is having his hands on Griffith’s boobs. Not that I really care, but he’s definitely part of that Hollywood Closet.

  6. Michael says:

    I’d still bang Katy Perry before I’d bang Lindsay Lohan.

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