Any more shocking news this week?
It’s been a good week for coming out news of people that I don’t care about. Linsday Lohan confirmed that she has been dating Samantha Ronson for a very long time. Call me a cynic*, but that doesn’t actually sound like coming out to me anymore than Aiken revealing that he’s gay. So she’s dating a woman now, she was dating a guy before, who knows who’ll she’ll be dating when she comes down from whatever she’s on. Anne Heche, anybody? The only truly depressing thing about this is that Aiken’s news is making his female fans upset, while Lohan’s news is apt to make her hotter in the eyes of her male fans and female admirers. Katy Perry, eat your heart out.
Still love the title of this article from Canada’s National Post: Clay Aiken is gay, Lindsay Lohan is dating Samantha Ronson, the sky is blue. Anyone else have any non-shocking news to report? What’s that you say… Gas prices are high? We’re in an economic crisis? Water is wet? *I’m cynical?! — Get Out! 🙄