spam: it’s just business
This is officially the best spam comment I’ve seen on my blog this week:
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If only they’d subliminally posted their address instead of penis enlargement, I might have been able to help them out. More’s the pity. 
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I’ve gotten some interesting spam comments over the past few months, but that one really takes the cake. If it were about hot Russian men, then they’d really have my attention. I’d say да to that.