Are you watching closely?
It finally happened… again. I got on the wrong metro train this morning. I haven’t done that while commuting in DC for at least 15 years. This is both hilarious and mortifying.
Tagged: funny
“Do not push me.”
Is it me, or does this progression of spam comments submitted to my blog sound like a set of dating site messages gone very wrong?
Lightning in a Sweatshirt
A short little tale of one of the strangest superpowers all humans have. Clearly I need more coconut oil…
The City Says Hello
It’s just one of those mornings when you feel like the universe has crafted a message especially for you.
“This is a note to a filthy jerk…”
I’ve seen a few notes in my office about shared fridge behavior before, but this passive aggressive note absolutely takes the cake. Thieves beware… for your very souls!
Hump Day: Guess What Day It Is?
I’m not sure how often 4/20 falls on Hump Day, but it seemed an appropriate time to post this. Cazwell threw it into one of his mixtapes and it makes me smile every time I hear it. [soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/113514659″ params=”auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&visual=true”...
Cool Story Babe… wait, what?
Saw someone wearing this on my way into work this morning. cool story babe. now go make me a sandwich. I was like, “Wait, wut?” Even though I was having kind of a “fuck it” morning, I still managed to...
Obama Trudeau Cameron: Bizarre Love Triangle?
Saw this on twitter and cannot stop laughing. when you bump into your ex with his new bae pic.twitter.com/9lC241rMOS — Sarah M (@sazza_jay) April 4, 2016 Obama Trudeau Cameron… a love triangle story for the ages! I haven’t gone too...
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Hot Takes Here!
Who out there is ready to write a “hot takes” redux of Schoolhouse Rock’s “Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here!”? You know we’re just rife with opportunity… Imagine it: Come on down to Lolly’s, get the [hot takes] here!...
Rock Creek Snark on “Telework”
Rock Creek Snark nails the idea of “telework” in DC… Sources report that in anticipation of widespread school closures and unsafe commuting conditions, thousands of workers are currently formulating a wide variety of excuses, schemes, and alternate itineraries to maximize...