Throttled!
It’s finally happened, Netflix has throttled me! *wah! I was well aware of the top 5 movies in my queue only the #1 of which has a “short wait” and the one they’re sending me now is most certainly NOT...
Tagged: spam
I’m the Goddamn Fluff Writer.
Look, up in the sky, it’s the Fluff Signal! 15th Street must need some filler for their already underwhelming Wednesday Food section! Oh hey, here’s a non-story that’ll take up some space, food terms that anyone with a web browser...
they’re selling what now?
Recent e-mail subject: 24 Screwdrivers in One, just Spin and Load Before I realized it was spam, my mind was trying to envision some odd kind of drink server or shaker or glass. Wouldn’t spinning them spill the booze? Yeah,...
spun gold from straw
I was going through and deleting some spam this morning while I feel like my clothes are de-steaming themselves from my commute in today and a message advertising teen models willing to go all the way to make it was...
Dimensional Warp Generator Needed glen
This at least differs from the Nigerian scam… And I don’t even know what’s with the alien writing at the end. I strongly suspect that it’s a virus that got its attachments stripped down to bare ass. —–Original Message—– From:...