Dimensional Warp Generator Needed glen

This at least differs from the Nigerian scam… And I don’t even know what’s with the alien writing at the end. I strongly suspect that it’s a virus that got its attachments stripped down to bare ass.

—–Original Message—–
From: schumacher@spiegel.de [mailto:schumacher@spiegel.de]
Sent: Monday, September 01, 2003 10:43 AM
To: brian[at]briancentral[dot]com
Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed glen
Importance: High

Hello,
I’m a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circuit to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: webmaster@custompaintshop.net.

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Thank You
Brian Appel

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