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Ok, I want everyone to repeat after me while focusing on the following ads..
“They will not be rented by anyone else. They are for Brian, and Brian alone.” (repeat)
- COLUMBIA HEIGHTS. All new, very large 1BR/1BA English basement. Exposed brick, W/W, new appliances incl. W/D, DW. Security bars, access to yard, off-street parking negotiable. $900/mo. + utils. Call Kris, 202/XXX-XXXX.
- TAKOMA PARK’S FINEST renovation, walk to Metro, beautiful hardwood floors, large balcony, ceiling fans for CAC. These are exceptionally well maintained apartments. Gas for heat, cooking & hot water is included in the rent. Montgomery Gardens 2BR: $1025/mo. 1BR: $925/mo. Call Nathan, 301/XXX-XXXX. firstname.lastname@example.org.
Everyone concentrate and focus. Mainly on the Columbia Heights place, ‘cos that’s in DC. It shall be mine!!