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Ok, I want everyone to repeat after me while focusing on the following ads..

“They will not be rented by anyone else. They are for Brian, and Brian alone.” (repeat)

COLUMBIA HEIGHTS. All new, very large 1BR/1BA English basement. Exposed brick, W/W, new appliances incl. W/D, DW. Security bars, access to yard, off-street parking negotiable. $900/mo. + utils. Call Kris, 202/XXX-XXXX.

TAKOMA PARK’S FINEST renovation, walk to Metro, beautiful hardwood floors, large balcony, ceiling fans for CAC. These are exceptionally well maintained apartments. Gas for heat, cooking & hot water is included in the rent. Montgomery Gardens 2BR: $1025/mo. 1BR: $925/mo. Call Nathan, 301/XXX-XXXX. greatlandlord@xxxxx.xxx.

Everyone concentrate and focus. Mainly on the Columbia Heights place, ‘cos that’s in DC. It shall be mine!!