Monthly Archive: April 2004

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But does anything rhyme with it?

I’m having an intense craving for a big fat orange, not the navel orange, but these nice juicy ones with the thick peels that come off very easily, and are seedless. There were some street corner free-sample drones from Ted...

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Elevator logic

If you get on at the 2nd floor, and push a much higher floor, how do you fail to notice that there are any other buttons pressed (I suppose you assume that everyone already in the elevator is going to...

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caught the meme flu

From: Grab the book nearest you, turn to page 23, find line 5. Write down what it says, along with this sentence, and post it in your journal. “I want you out of here right now young man” Thanks for...

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Credit Cards Overbilled

Good thing I used cash this weekend… April 5, 2004 (AP) A computer hardware problem caused more than 800,000 credit and debit card transactions to be double- or triple-billed last week at stores nationwide, including many at Wal-Mart. The excess...

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Crisis of design…

I want to change the look of my journal. I like the ones that have the posts sort of catalogued, TOC style along the side, but none of those designs fit together nicely in a moderately sized browser window. Then...

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Please come forward…

Whoever ordered this 32 degree weather, in the first full week of APRIL can just suck my balls. I would so love to put this type of weather behind me.. go to the tidal basin and have a lovely easygoing...

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Awwww…

No matter how cold and rough my exterior, it can still be easily melted with a gift of flowers… Especially big lovely ones like those.. I figured it was too good to pass up with the digital camera.

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Wet

The world takes on a whole new meaning when you listen to Howard Shore’s music on the walk in. It’s too wet outside. I like the whole not needing to take allergy medication, but I don’t like coming into the...

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I’m not sure if I mind or not…

Who will you be stuck with at end of time? by chi_a_baidh Your name is Your sex is MaleFemaleUndecided Your favorite color is RedOrangeYellowGreenBluePurpleBlackWhiteOther You are stuck there because you were frozen in ice/a crystal For _____ years 36 With...

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This is indeed a disturbing universe…

“Revolutionary RC Device Controls Hunger!” product link From the copy: Using the Gastron(tm) – Remote Controlled Hunger Eliminator – you can easily control your exact hunger level at any time. Simply swallow the tiny non-digestible Gastron base station and use...