Monthly Archive: April 2004

edited from this article Cheney to Rice should all else fail: “I think you should flash a boob. Just one headlight, real quickly.” I rarely watch the show, but with Janet hosting/singing, how could I miss it. They did re-hash...

Is it SPAM Day and no one told me? I checked my mail this morning to find that I had 70 messages! Only 6 of those were actually for me, the others were for my alter ego, brian @ briancentral...

I was catching up on the latest Snopes entries and I saw one about the “controversial” commercials from the Ford SportKa. One showing a decapitated cat, the other an abused pigeon. Both commercials made me laugh out loud, though I’ll...

It’s really wrong of this site to be such a tease. “posted shortly” indeed… *hrmph*

Our Week Twelve Standings are as follows: TEAM STANDINGS: PL PT TM TEAM NAME MEMBERS 01 57 08 BEAVERS (Wiener/Bryant/Kessner/Colgan) 02 52 13 THE HORNDOGS (Potter/Mosley/Sumner/Walsh) 03 52 05 8 BALLS – 4 PINS (Schug/Purdy/O’Leary/Miller) 04 49 26 BOOBS AND...

Pope to ping the faithful: Verizon Wireless is launching a new cell phone service in the United States on Wednesday that will allow subscribers to receive messages from the Pope. I just want to know if he’s going to send...

skeptomai shares some love. (The link and pic are totally work-safe… and hilarious)

Lots and lots of them last night. Must be the new sheets. Went to bed early and slept in a *little* bit this morning so maybe that’s just what I get for having a good night’s sleep. It’s abnormally gorgeous...

Sci Fi to air Farscape Mini-Series in Q4 2004 (collected stories at that link) This doesn’t change my opinion of the Sci Fi Channel, they still suck. Their original movies suck, their original series suck and they only seem to...

Who cares, it feels so much nicer when things are cleaned up and you can see surfaces again. There’s no recycling program, that I’ve been able to determine, here at DOT, so I try to print 2-sheets a page and...