Taking all the fun out of shaking!

Spotted at Sur La Table, the Waring Pro Electric Martini Shaker/Stirrer.

Sure to become the life of the party, our martini maker shakes or stirs the perfect martini with just the push of a button. Exclusive 20-oz. brushed stainless steel shaker and 1 oz. measuring cap (dishwasher safe). ABS plastic/stainless steel.

As my brain is pondering the motions that this machine is designed to replicate, I’m wondering if a sex toy inventor, or the guys from butt machine boys (I ain’t linking, you’ll just have to look it up for yourself), couldn’t find a market for the device and repurposed it to go on the kitchen counter.

Shaking a martini is part of the fun, and if you have to stir one martini, you may as well make a pitcher and stir them all at once! Silly people for wanting one, sillier still for paying $100 to buy one.

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  1. December 18, 2007

    […] I said it before and I’ll say it again, shaking the martini is part of the fun! The Cocktail Cyclone Portable Drink Mixer: Mix and strain like a professional bartender with this acrylic martini shaker. Fill the shaker with the ingredients for your favorite drink, mix it up, remove the cap and pour into a glass through the easy pour spout. The leak proof lid and cap allow you to turn on the cyclone without the mess. The soft touch on/ off switch allows you to easily make the martini of you choice without the effort of shaking. Simply press button to start the cyclone mixing action. […]

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