Taking all the fun out of shaking!
Spotted at Sur La Table, the Waring Pro Electric Martini Shaker/Stirrer.
Sure to become the life of the party, our martini maker shakes or stirs the perfect martini with just the push of a button. Exclusive 20-oz. brushed stainless steel shaker and 1 oz. measuring cap (dishwasher safe). ABS plastic/stainless steel.
As my brain is pondering the motions that this machine is designed to replicate, I’m wondering if a sex toy inventor, or the guys from butt machine boys (I ain’t linking, you’ll just have to look it up for yourself), couldn’t find a market for the device and repurposed it to go on the kitchen counter.
Shaking a martini is part of the fun, and if you have to stir one martini, you may as well make a pitcher and stir them all at once! Silly people for wanting one, sillier still for paying $100 to buy one.