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An Army of One Wrong Recruit
Another story of the military’s desperate recruitment efforts, but this one is about 18 year-old Jared, he is autistic. “When Jared first started talking about joining the Army, I thought, ‘Well, that isn’t going to happen,’ ” said Paul Guinther,...
Secret Origins
words & pictures takes a look at the secret origin of… The Oozinator Hilarious! Amazon has since deleted all the hilarious reviews the product garnered on their website, but you can still see the first page via google cache. And...
If they say so…
Hurrah, another reason I don’t get any dates. I’m a confirmed nerd! Edit: Oh how eeeeeeee-vil, it appears to be giving the test taker one image (I see a score of 151) while some people viewing the image see a...
FFWD Conspiracy Theory
I’m starting to wonder if my TiVo dvr detects when I use the 30-second skip hack on it and is purposefully rebooting my unit for “service upgrades” like every other night. If I have to program it into my Harmony...
Ooooh, temptation
Since it’s Sunday, I figured this was appropriate. I’m so tempted to make a few of these up and head to the local Jesus Bookstore. Click to see full sized version. The Bible a la Tipper Gore:
Quote of the Day
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright before you hear them speak. — Unknown
Totally worth the click
Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink Its time for the Steven Seagal Experience! There is no telling what will happen once you get his juices inside you! Massive explosions, intense hand to hand combat, speaking in cryptic monotone dialog, who...
Postcoital Friday
What Do You Say After Sex? Aries: I’m hungry, pass the pizza. Taurus: Okay, Ok lets do it again… Gemini: Have you seen the TV remote? Cancer: When are we getting married? Leo: Wasn’t I fantastic? Virgo: I need to...
a Japanese slingshot!
I didn’t realize that AXE made mens’ underwear, nor that the styles were so… accomodating! Watch Axe Boxer Shorts – ‘Pants’