Postcoital Friday

What Do You Say After Sex?

  • Aries: I’m hungry, pass the pizza.
  • Taurus: Okay, Ok lets do it again…
  • Gemini: Have you seen the TV remote?
  • Cancer: When are we getting married?
  • Leo: Wasn’t I fantastic?
  • Virgo: I need to wash the sheets.
  • Libra: I liked it if you liked it.
  • Scorpio: Perhaps I should untie you.
  • Sagittarius: Don’t call me, I’ll call you.
  • Capricorn: Do you have a business card?
  • Aquarius: Now let’s do it again and again and again and again…
  • Pisces: What did you say your name was?

via The Lady Bunny blog and many other sources, I’m sure.

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