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Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink

Its time for the Steven Seagal Experience! There is no telling what will happen once you get his juices inside you! Massive explosions, intense hand to hand combat, speaking in cryptic monotone dialog, who knows? So quaff your very own Steven Seagal Lightning Bolt Energy Drink today, and get ready for the extreme!

I think I could live another few lifetimes without his juices, explosions or hand to hand inside me… thanks.

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1 Response

  1. K says:

    Nowadays, even a man’s juices are canned. What a world.

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