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That’s not a knife…

Santoku means three good things–a reference to the three cutting tasks a Santoku knife performs so well: slicing, dicing, and mincing; as well as the three areas of the blade useful for differing tasks: the tip, the center, and the...

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get yer game on!

Amazon.com is offering free shipping on many Milton Bradley games and quite a few are on sale. Hungry Hungry Hippos is unfortunately $18, but hey Cootie is down to 5 bucks! Fun Fact: Milton Bradley invented the paper cutter, affectionately...

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oh my gosh! that’s not funny!

Only Al Franken could make me enjoy listening to him (faux) vomit on the audio book of “The Truth (with jokes)”.. twice! Discussing Rove’s dishonest tactics made him sick, hilarious. [Bonus: video interview with Franken about the book]

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Bitches love smiley faces…*

To whoever just sent me the text message, thank you. I had no idea of the relative distance of adult DNA with relation to the heavenly bodies. I also have no idea who you are as your number isn’t stored...

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aargh, again!

ThinkGeek got me again this year, however it was due to the e-mail going out on the 31st instead of the 1st that I didn’t even think about it. See this month’s newsletter and you too will want to buy...

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you’re emo, no YOU’RE emo

Two Hipsters Angrily Call Each Other ‘Hipster’ | The Onion “Whatever you say, scenester,” Guterman allegedly replied. “Don’t you have a Death Cab For Cutie show to be at right now?”

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Well I say gawd-damn!

I don’t often drink BIG at home on my own, but I had a craving for Cosmopolitans with my chips and salsa. I made one with fresh ingredients, shaken with ice and I can honestly say that with all the...

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people have lost their minds

Photographer held for hours by police. I live in DC and take photos all the time and not once has a District or Federal officer stopped or detained me for doing so.

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musical epiphanies

No matter how much you don’t want them to be… All Donald Fagen solo albums are the same album. If I wasn’t concentrating, I could barely tell this new one, Morph the Cat from Kamakiriad or The Nightfly. Not that...