*plays Imperial March*
Ah yes, that empire is coming along nicely, we’ll just set them up for the next monarch in the line of succession: Jeb Would Make a ‘Great President,’ Bush Says
Tagged: asides
An Army of One Wrong Recruit
Another story of the military’s desperate recruitment efforts, but this one is about 18 year-old Jared, he is autistic. “When Jared first started talking about joining the Army, I thought, ‘Well, that isn’t going to happen,’ ” said Paul Guinther,...
FFWD Conspiracy Theory
I’m starting to wonder if my TiVo dvr detects when I use the 30-second skip hack on it and is purposefully rebooting my unit for “service upgrades” like every other night. If I have to program it into my Harmony...
Totally worth the click
Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink Its time for the Steven Seagal Experience! There is no telling what will happen once you get his juices inside you! Massive explosions, intense hand to hand combat, speaking in cryptic monotone dialog, who...
Fridays? Nobody goes to T.G.I. Fridays anymore!
But just in case anyone does, clicky here for the coupon. Enjoy one free appetizer valued up to $8 with a minimum food purchase of $15 through May 16, 2006.
Fresno? Nobody goes to Fresno anymore!
Sign up for weekly email specials at Office Depot and get a coupon for a free 10pk CD-R, a $9.99 value. I’m sure some people out there still use these, right? Also, the site with the sign up isn’t at...
I’m a post-sickness dynamo!
I got Marvin going, and then I managed to get Deep Thought, his 500 gig external drive going again with a few disk repairs! I was afraid I’d lost all my music.. and movies.. and um.. other movies. I think...
balancing the scales
Last night I had a lovely time reading out in the sun before eating dinner outside with Jenifer. I bowled a 200 game, each of my games were over my average for the evening, and our team won 6 of...
friday fragments
Mused by moi: What is the point of the little marshmallows in instant hot cocoa when they’re gone and dissolved by the time it cools enough for you to drink it? Joke/line I hadn’t heard before related by co-worker: “I...