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Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider One Game Dame

Normally I don’t like any of the Washington Post’s movie reviews, but this one made me chuckle. Excerpts…

Awesomely vacant, “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider,” stars Angelina Jolie’s lips and breasts and, in a much smaller role, the actual Angelina Jolie herself.

Derived from the video game that titillated jillions of acne-erupted virgins of both sexes, it offers as heroine a woman with the IQ of Sherlock Holmes’s smarter brother, the waist of a wasp, the breasts of a ’40s pin-up and the guns of a Ranger battalion.

Not sure I’m gonna see it or not, but nice to know that when some people see a spade, they call it a spade.

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