stereogum: You Might Be An Indie-Yuppie If…
My favorite from the article: If your jeans cost more than an iPod, but your t-shirt cost less than a pack of gum… you might be an indie-yuppie.
Oh and more!
You might be an indie yuppie if you are entirely convinced that your carefully aquired state of being exudes specialness never before seen in any other human alive.
You might be an indie yuppie if you are exactly like the people you hate, and yet neither realize nor admit it, even if someone cares to point it out.
You might be an indie yuppie if your t-shirts, buttons, and other belongings can say more than you can.