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Recent e-mail subject: 24 Screwdrivers in One, just Spin and Load Before I realized it was spam, my mind was trying to envision some odd kind of drink server or shaker or glass. Wouldn’t spinning them spill the booze? Yeah,...
From an IM session this morning, me: *hee hee.. I just had my first case of urinal shyness in years. them: really? them: I have that all the time me: … [insert the sound of my brain going kablooey] them:...
A co-worker forwarded this to me, Gallery: Scared of Santa | SouthFlorida.com I know that my parents have at least 2 pictures of me bawling and screaming on Santa’s lap. I have no idea if I was scared of him...
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