right up there with clowns

A co-worker forwarded this to me, Gallery: Scared of Santa | SouthFlorida.com

I know that my parents have at least 2 pictures of me bawling and screaming on Santa’s lap. I have no idea if I was scared of him or just being fussy from having to let go of mom’s hand around a bunch of strangers. Some mall xmas holiday decorations and “christmas islands” can be a little too much sensory input!

Maybe I should have a picture taken with Santa next year so she’ll have one of me smiling… right before I break some old guy’s hip with my fat ass.

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