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Take a giant step outside your mind

I’d love to do just that, believe me. I’m a little stressed out around the office lately and I imagine I’ll be reacting a little like Tweek for the next week or so while I get used to being in...

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Who’s left?

Happy National Coming Out Day! I think this year I’ll come out to my iPod, but considering what it plays on shuffle, I think it already knows… I started coming out to inanimate objects a year or two ago because...

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People suck. My bowling doesn’t.

My scores tonight: 125, 150, 214. I really do enjoy bowling and I wasn’t sure about joining a league because it’s a lot of bowling, it’s not cheap on weekly and membership fees and it’s weekly committment for a few...

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Eat just fruit, drink just wine.

“In three weeks time, I want to be on the cusp of organ failure…” — Edwina Monsoon Yeah, it’s time to seriously diet* again, I’m tipping near 200 lbs on the scale and my clothes are fitting, but in a...

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Whoa… what?!

I realize everyone has a choice in their morning paper and their free daily, I generally read Express, a child of the Washington Post because it seemed a less offensive choice than the Examiner which is kinda tabloid’y, or the...

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I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you!

This is about the extent of how I feel about this story about Mark Foley and his indiscretions. For anyone that didn’t have HBO in the 80s or basic cable since then, the capture above is from “9 to 5”....

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you’ll never stop the terror

Really odd dream last night, I was with a bunch of celebrities heading to an auditorium of some kind. But it was like we all had “lawn” seats because I could see where the rest of the audience (who’d arrived...

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*snrrrrrff!*

Runny nose, head feels like its underwater, sore throat, generally cranky and ravenous… yep, I think I’m sick. I was hoping that it was just seasonal allergies from the onset of fall, but I may have to give up the...

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yellow cake for dinner!

Bowling last night sucked: 131, 122, 162. 138 average for the night which will bring down my season avg, but I suppose it’s better to get the average low at the start of the season so it seems like there’s...