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Who ordered the fluff?

Ice Cream Indulgences by Sign — Astrological clues to your cravings. When you do indulge, Virgo, you tend to make healthy choices like raspberry frozen yogurt or green tea soy ice cream. What the hell is this woman smoking?!

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Who’s a big moron now?

Hm.. getting caught in a torrential downpour while still dressed for work when I forgot my umbrella? Yeah… pretty dumb. I’m really not in the mood to try pulling off that “I’m soaking wet” kinda sexy look. Ah and the...

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He said what now?

Robert Smith called us “sexual deviants” huh? Well I’m trashing ALL my Cure albums right now! — What’s that? Oh, Robert J. Smith? Never mind. Metro Board Member Fired for Comment on Gays | WaPo

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That’s a slightly wasteful URI

Buy one get one free 7-11 Slurpee coupon. At least it’s got a nice picture of the new supes with a little bit of a bulge, but what Superman fan is going to want to drink anything with the name...

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shot myself in the foot

“I always, always wanted that KitchenAid mixer,” said Ms. Levy, a pharmaceutical marketer who married in March and registered for and received a black five-and-a-half-quart model from Williams-Sonoma. “I was afraid to buy it because on some level I believed...

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National Doughnut Day

Sugar rush time! “Dough”-not-required opportunities abound during the first month of summer — providing proof that the best things in life are still free. Kick off these “Top Ten Free Things To Do In June” with a free Krispy Kreme...

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Olsen twins to launch nutrition show

Back in 2004, Mary Kate Olsen went through had to undergo treatment for an eating disorder, an experience that made her take a closer look at her life and at nutrition. Her reps say that she is healthy now and...