shot myself in the foot

“I always, always wanted that KitchenAid mixer,” said Ms. Levy, a pharmaceutical marketer who married in March and registered for and received a black five-and-a-half-quart model from Williams-Sonoma. “I was afraid to buy it because on some level I believed I’d never get married if I did. That, the Cuisinart and the Dualit toaster.”

I already own one and am thinking on replacing it… does that I’m S.O.L. on the marriage front? (Constitutional amendments notwithstanding)

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