education: and then the oral sex!
A school district considers banning a dictionary because of the potential to find “dirty” words in it.
Tagged: insanity
time: thirty-something
In roughly thirty-something days, I’ll be turning a new thirty-something of my own. Freakouts have already begun about this. You can’t help but evaluate your life, where you are, where you thought you’d be. I see myself as getting too...
moving: what, me worry?
Have I mentioned yet how much I hate this process? Last night I declared a break on packing and enjoyed some television and light house chores. It was a bit impossible not to do a little move-based work; but it...
in DC: desperately seeking an apartment
All good things come to an end, I suppose. After a nice 5 year or so run in my current apartment, all signs are pointing to my needing to find a new place to live. Considering that my lease becomes...
news: balance of insanity?
Sometimes I can understand why some people don’t read or watch the news because it’s too depressing. It really can build up at times and make you wonder what the hell is wrong with the world. Mostly it just makes...
and so it is written that Tequila will show them the way…
Ok people, this is why you have got to stop watching these dumb-ass shows and making these people “celebrities”. I think the following statement is both hilarious and tragic: “It is because of me — I definitely think [my show]...
…in respectful proximity
There are no words for their particular brand of insanity and homophobia… In a newly issued “Open Letter to the Family of Heath Ledger,” the non-Brokeback-loving folks at Westboro Baptist Church are calling on the late star’s kin to let...
Wouldn’t you like to be a web developer too?
I’m sure I’ve mentioned in previous posts that I’m not a fan of bureaucracy in the workplace. I just want to come in, do my job, turn in my projects and go home. Generally web team projects don’t get the...
Spirit Airlines? Meet the internet. Internet? Spirit Airlines.
I can’t believe I almost forgot to share this! A few months back while my brother and I were on the phone, he told me I should sign up for Spirit Airlines’ periodic e-mail newsletter that advertised their specials. I...
Maliciously Moodily Malfunctioning Monday Madness
I want a do-over, let’s go back to say Sunday around 1:30 or so. I was in the middle of a lovely, well-earned nap then and life was good. I think champagne and other bubblies must be a good thing...