On the elevator: Eminent Domain
It isn’t that I don’t like people, it’s just that people are weird, and confusing and awful. Ok, so maybe I don’t like people.
Category: personal
“Too much drama. Sorry.”
I said I was going to write about this, so you can’t say I didn’t warn you! I’d like to say that this is a rarity and not the norm, but… boys are dumb.
Numbers, numbers, math math math…
Co-worker who works offsite for weeks at a time, “Have you lost weight?” And I replied in a deadpan, “Yes, lots.” Mostly because we ain’t friends.
So… we’re done here?
It looks like I’m officially “in remission” now. Is it time to write my book now? “How I Dropped 10 lbs. and was Declared Cancer Free!” Or… maybe not.
Well… that was a thing
Surgery done. I’m recovering. More shirtless bathroom mirror selfies. Still nowhere near as sexy as the thirst traps on Instagram. #sorrynotsorry
“Oh, that’s bigger than I was expecting!”
So THIS is why people take shirtless photos in their bathroom mirrors. It all makes sense now! Seriously though, I’m about to have surgery and it’s not fun.
This is getting old… and so am I!
Why was I so salty after the holiday weekend? Why am I still annoyed going into my birthday week? Why is there a picture of Cher here? Read on, viewers.
Sip Chat Listen Read Think Love
These days, I wish it were that simple. With what’s going on in the world, I sort of wish I had more moments I could just relax and settle into this kind of vibe.
“So you think I’m unattractive”
Men, please, try harder. And no, I didn’t mean “harder” like that. Just put more of yourself out there. No… not like that! GAH!
7 years on…
It’s been 7 years since my first round of cancer treatments was finished, my cancer-versary. It only sort of counts since I did have to go back for a second set of treatments for another site, but that gets its own cancer-versary… mostly because I enjoy celebrating things.